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    Wednesday, November 23, 2005
    On the Importance of Getting Your Hearing Checked

    I had just done a pre-op physical on my tiny, sweet 85-year-old patient. Walking down the hall, I heard her say behind me, "Do you think I can get laid?"

    With my eyes bugged, I turned around to see her standing on the office scale.

    ... weighed ...



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