Wacky Phone Greeting of the Day
I was returning a phone call from a patient who'd left her work number. The woman who picked up the phone said, and I quote:
"Results happen at Positive Changes, this is Venus, may I help you?"
It's difficult to respond to an opening like that, but if I'd had any presence of mind I would have said, "Hi, this is Dr. Neptune."
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