How to Win the IKEA Online Adventure
I'm on a roll today! Check out hints and tips to win the (totally nonexistent) IKEA roleplaying game
here. Clearly written by an exasperated male who has been dragged through a furnishings store several dozen times too many (Good Lord, could my brother-in-law have written this thing?), it is hilarious. Samples:
WORLD TWO: Showrooms
You start this world armed only with a UNIVERSAL FURNITURE-ASSEMBLY ALLEN WRENCH. This is the weakest weapon in IKEA: You will have to hit a person 16 times with it to kill them. So your primary goal in this level is to find more lethal means of dispatching your enemies.
As you enter the main area, you will see an EKHARD oiled solid-oak dining sideboard. Quickly kick it apart to acquire the TABLE LEG WITH NAIL.
As you continue through the main SHOWROOM you will see groups blocking the walkways while chatting and others moving against traffic. These people should be killed immediately.
... and so on. I will have to remember some of these ideas for
my next trip.
(via
Ernie)
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