Scary News?
Bookmakers Drop Odds on Arnie Becoming U.S. President
The article does not quote odds of Mr. Schwartzenegger winding up in the Senate, however.
Now that Arnold is in Sacramento, I have a great idea for his first project. How about an early morning exercise program, hosted by Arnold, broadcast daily all over the state? Ideally we'd have monitors installed on our TV's to ensure 100% participation (remember the scene in
1984 when Winston Smith gets bawled out by the woman leading the exercise program?)
In five years there wouldn't be an obese person in the state. I can see it now: "Drop and give me fifty! I mean
you, Dr. Alice!"
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