Ahoy There, Ye Landlubbers!
Talk Like a Pirate Day is on the horizon! Start practicin', ye useless sons of barnacles, or ye'll be lickin' me fish-gut-covered boots!
(Can you tell I'm really into this?)
Dave Barry has done his bit for this valuable national holiday by supplying some hints and tips for talking like a pirate. (My favorite: "Turn your head and cough, me hearties!") Go there or get a taste of the rope's end! Arrr!
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