Gotta Post This
One of my responsibilities here at The Firm is to manage the after-hours clinic we run (staffed by residents and fellows). It's open weekday evenings and Saturdays. Part of the job involves reviewing the progress notes written by the MD's.
I give you the following: (identifying details omitted)
Chief Complaint: lost condom
Patient was having sexual intercourse in shower and condom either fell into drain or is still inside.
I can't help wondering why someone would pick such an awkward position, especially if they had enough forethought to use a condom. Anyway, suffice to say the missing prophylactic was found on examination.
Most of the notes I have to review are not nearly that interesting.
posted by Dr. Alice at #
