Tuesday, December 10, 2002
This Guy Is an Idiot, Part Deux
I can't believe a vicar did this:
Youngsters at a Christmas carol service were devastated when the Reverend Lee Rayfield told them Santa Claus was dead.
Even parents at the service in Maidenhead, Berkshire, were shocked to hear Mr Rayfield say it was scientifically impossible for Father Christmas to deliver so many presents so quickly.
He said this to an audience of FIVE-YEAR-OLD KIDS. Say goodbye to ever becoming Archbishop of Canterbury, pal.